This is a silly story, indeed funny.
May 2010, I visited a cafe in Bremen, Germany, with some friends: Adrian, Wandy & Rozi. We had such a good time, drank and chatted. Then I needed to take a pee, sure I went to the toilet.
Oke. Arrived at the toilet area.
There're two doors. One's named Damen, and the other's named Heren.
CONFIDENTLY, I speculated that 'Damen' is come from words 'Men',
so it's indeed the toilet for men.
Otherwise, 'Heren' is come from words 'Her', for women.
Then I opened the 'Heren' door, took a bunch of tissues, and turn left, and O.oo....
I saw a man's potty, and suddenly I realized that I was utterly in a wrong toilet. Perfect :s
Spontaneously I ran throughout the door.
Thank God there's no body in that area at that time. At least no one saw that silliness.
Proudly presents ... my smart ass. Ha ha.